Mask? Don't mind if I do...
Man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
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“Reading This”
sup, K. this one’s for you.
Awkward moment when a double amputee reads this.
O.O YOU’RE STILL NICE LOOKING, OKAY?
(I mayperhaps have watched Forrest Gump before reading this… Lieutenant Dan is the man!)
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Go check out that myspace you haven’t logged into for years.
I guarantee your past self is hilarious.
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100 Completely Accurate World Accents
cANADA
CHILE HAHAHAHHA
OMFGNJL;FSGNMKLS;FDGMKL;DS
SCREAMS
CRYING
NOOOO OMG
SODSKJSDVKJSG’;LALKSOITUR890U-4RYF0RTHGNNIJM FSV
This is possibly the best accents video I’ve ever seen.
Oh my gosh, I wish my little brother weren’t asleep so I could laugh as loudly as I reeeeally want to at this.
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Photoset reblogged from The Avengers Headcanons
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
#PHEELS
O.O
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
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HAVE A WONDERFUL ONE MY LOVELY
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therefore~
i, emilee louise marie johannes-tomlinson-styles-payne-horan-malik, do hereby publicly declare my love for YOU. and nothing will ever come between us except for maybe possibly the miles between your school and your hometown and also perhaps my obsession with my five gay husbands. but that aside, NOTHING WILL CONQUER MY LOVE FOR YOU. you and all of tumblr deserve to know that.
submitted by Emileeeeelm
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Photo reblogged from I'm pure at heart, it repels dirt
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Post reblogged from How Do I Put This Gently ?
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You have about a week to say your goodbyes and stake claims on locks of my hair.
I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS IT NEEDS TO BE REBLOGGED.
WUT…
Um, she lives here on the West Coast. That’d be kind of difficult to achieve…
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At first I was like “Why are they using a Back to the Future styled font” but then I realized there are bigger questions that need to be answered here.
One person immediately came to mind. I am amused.
was it… cody? (who, it may interest you, is also a thor)
…. yes. Yes it was. And I am not surprised. mostly because I remembered his birthday was close to yours ergo the possibility of having the same zodiac sign was high. As high as the person who came up with this drawing.
